I think my friends and relatives have found the solution to all life's problems--Get a boyfriend. Amidst all my murmurings and complaints about life's trials, its amazing how much the subject of dating finds its way into our conversations.
Me: I'm frustrated because I cannot find a job.
Sister: Have you been on a date lately?
Me: What do you think about graduate school?
Friend: I think you will be married within the next year.
Me: I need to go for a horseback ride.
Friend: Have you thought about taking a hot boy with you?
Me: Can you give me a massage?
Sister: That's what boyfriends are for.
However, my truthful thought on Friday night is:
Me: What should I do tonight? Dude, I wish I had a boyfriend.